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  • user warning: Table 'cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>How Does An Elephant Get Down From A Tree? He Sits On A Leaf And Waits Till Autumn!</p>\n', created = 1480716816, expire = 1480803216, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '1:6937667c2624b75fbe353be0a3fcf540' in /home/freeurdujokes/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • user warning: Table 'cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_filter WHERE cid = '1:fb564c5173d3b11738dea528f43b6394' in /home/freeurdujokes/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 27.
  • user warning: Table 'cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>ایک عادی مجرم کے مقدمہ کا فیصلہ ہونے والا تھا۔ جج صاحب کو مجرم کی صورت کچھ جانی پہچانی لگی۔ انہوں نے مجرم کا پورا ریکارڈ منگوایا۔ اس میں پانچ سال کا عرصہ ایسا تھا جس میں اس کا ریکارڈ بالکل صاف تھا۔<br />\nجج صاحب نے پوچھا \"کیا واقعی تم نے پانچ سال تک اچھی زندگی گزاری؟\"<br />\nمجرم نے کہ\"جی ہاں۔\"<br />\n\"وہ کیسے \"جج صاحب نے پوچھا<br />\n\"جی میں جیل میں تھا\" مجرم نے کہا \"یاد ہے آپ ہی نے مجھے جیل کی پوا کھلائ تھی۔\"<br />\n\"پانچ سال پہلے؟ اس وقت تو میں جج بھی نہیں بنا تھا۔\" جج صاحب بولے۔<br />\n\"جی پاں\" مجرم نے جواب دیا۔ \"آپ ابھی وکیل تھے اورآپ ہی نے میرے مقدمے کی پیروی کی تھی۔</p>\n', created = 1480716816, expire = 1480803216, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '1:fb564c5173d3b11738dea528f43b6394' in /home/freeurdujokes/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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