ڈاکٹر (نرس سے): اس بستر کا مریض کہاں گیا؟
نرس: اسے سردی لگ رہی تھی تو میں نے اسے اس مریض کے ساتھ لٹا دیا جسے 104 درجے کا بخار ہے۔

Knock Knockwhos There!Buggy!Buggy Who? Buggy Jean Is Not My Lover!

One Day There Was A Woman Who Lost Her Cat Named "Love. " It Was Pretty Dark Outside And She Lived In New York. So, Thinking That He Might Be Down The Street, She Put On Her House-Coat And Went Looking For Him. When A Police Officer Stopped To Ask What She Was Doing, She Said Very Honestly, "Im Looking For Love. " The Policeman Arrested Her On The Spot.

Honey, Said Mrs. Beldon To Her Husband, "Lesters Teacher Says He Ought To Have An Encyclopedia. " "Encyclopedia, My Eye!" Exclaimed Beldon. "Let Him Walk To School Like I Did. "

What Do Cows Get When They Are Sick? Hay Fever