A Fellow Stopped At A Rural Gas Station And, After Filling His Tank, He Paid The Bill And Bought A Soft Drink. He Stood By His Car To Drink His Cola And He Watched A Couple Of Men Working Along The Roadside. One Man Would Dig A Hole Two Or Three Feet Deep And Then Move On. The Other Man Came Along Behind And Filled In The Hole. While One Was Digging A New Hole, The Other Was About 25 Feet Behind Filling In The Old. The Men Worked Right Past The Fellow With The Soft Drink And Went On Down The Road. "I Cant Stand This, " Said The Man Tossing The Can In A Trash Container And Heading Down The Road Toward The Men. "Hold It, Hold It, " He Said To The Men. "Can You Tell Me Whats Going On Here With This Digging? " "Well, We Work For The County Government, " One Of The Men Said. "But One Of You Is Digging A Hole And The Other Is Filling It Up. Youre Not Accomplishing Anything. Are Nt You Wasting The Countys Money? " "You Dont Understand, Mister, " One Of The Men Said, Leaning On His Shovel And Wiping His Brow. "Normally Theres Three Of Us--Me, Rodney And Mike. I Dig The Hole, Rodney Sticks In The Tree And Mike Here Puts The Dirt Back. " "Yea, " Piped Up Mike. "Now Just Because Rodneys Sick, That Dont Mean We Cant Work, Does It? "

چار سو روہے
دانتوں کے ڈاکٹر نے ایک بچے کا دانت نکالا اور اس کی ماں سے کہا۔
“لائیے دانت نکالنے کے چار سو روپے۔“
اس ہر ماں نے حیرانی سے کہا۔
“لیکن دانت نکالنے سے تو آپ نے کہا تھا کہ آپ دانت نکالنے کے سو روپے لیں گے۔“
“میں آپ سے چار سو روہے ہی لوں گا۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔ کیونکہ دانت نکالنے سے پہلے آپ کا بچہ اس زور سے رویا کہ میرے باہر بیٹھے چار مریض آپ کے بچے کی آواز سن کر بھاگ گئے۔“

ایک دوست: کیا کررہے ہو؟
دوسرا: چھوٹے بھائی کو خط لکھ رہا ہوں۔
پہلا: لیکن تمہیں تو لکھنا آتا ہی نہیں۔
دوسرا: تو اسے کون سا پڑھنا آتا ہے؟

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It Was A Particularly Tough Football Game, And Nerves Were On Edge. The Home Team Had Been The Victim Of Three Or Four Close Calls, And They Were Now Trailing The Visitors By A Touch-Down And A Field Goal. When The Official Called Yet Another Close One In The Visitors Favor, The Home Quarterback Blew His Top. How Many Times Can You Do This To Us In A Single Game? " He Screamed. "You Were Wrong On The Out-Of-Bounds, You Were Wrong On That Last First Down, And You Missed An Illegal Tackle In The First Quarter. " The Official Just Stared. The Quarterback Seethed, But He Suppressed The Language That Might Get Him Tossed From The Game. "What It Comes Down To, " He Bellowed, "Is That You Stink!" The Official Stared A Few More Seconds. Then He Bent Down, Picked Up The Ball, Paced Off 15 Yards, And Put The Ball Down. He Turned To Face The Steaming Quarterback. The Official Finally Replied, "And How Do I Smell From Here? "