ایک شخص نے قصائی کی دکان ہر عجیب منظر دیکھا جب قصائی گاہکوں کو کہہ رہا تھا:ج
ایک شخص نے قصائی کی دکان ہر عجیب منظر دیکھا جب قصائی گاہکوں کو کہہ رہا تھا:
جی سیخ صاحب زرا ٹھہریئے ابھی آپ کا قیمہ بنا دیتا ہوں،چویدری صاحب کی بوٹیاں بنا کر شاہ صاحب کا بھیجا نکال دوں۔ ۔ اوہو ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔خان جی زرا صبر کریں آپ کا گردہ بھی نکال دوں گا۔زرا یہ دیکھیے یہ صاحب کتنی دیر سے چلا رہے ہیں پہلے ان کی زبان کاٹ دوں ۔بھائی صاحب ایک منٹ۔ باری باری سب کو کاٹ دوں گا اطمینان رکھیے۔
There Were Three Men Working At The Top
There Were Three Men Working At The Top Of A Building. One Was Chinese, One Was Mexican, And The Other One Was Polish. At Lunch They Went To The Edge And The Top Of The Building The Mexican Guy Pulled Out A Taco And He Said If I Get Another Taco I Am Gonna Jump Off This Bulding Tomorrow. The Chinese Guy Pulled Out Fried Rice And Said If I Get Fried Rice Tomorrow Im Gonna Jump Off With You. The Polish Guy Pulled Out A Ham Sanwich And Said If I Get Another Ham Sandwich Im Gonna Jump Tomorrow With You Guys Too. The Next Day The Mexican Guy Got A Taco So He Jumped Off. The Chinese Guy Got Fried Rice So He Jumped Off. The Polish Guy Got A Ham Sandwich So Hey Jumped Off The Building. The Next Day Their Wives Had A Triple Funeral And The Mexican Guys Wife Was Crying And She Said I Could Have Made Him A Burrito Or Something. The Chinese Guys Wife Was Cring And Said I Could Have Made Him Some Sushi. Th E Polish Guys Wife Couldnt Stop Laughing. The Others Asked What Was So Funny? She Stopped For A Second And Said That He Had Always Made His Own Lunch.
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