What Game Did The Dentist Play When She Was A Child?. . . Caps And Robbers

The Angry Wife Met Her Husband At The Door. His Breath Stunk Ofalcohol And His Face Was Plastered With Lipstick. "I Assume, " Shebarked, "There Is A Very Good Reason For You To Come Drifting Inat Six Oclock In The Morning? ""There Is!" He Replied, "Breakfast. "

Did You Hear About The Monster With One Eye At The Back Of His Head, And One At The Front? He Was Terribly Moody Because He Couldnt See Eye To Eye With Himself.

Why Did The Boy Put Candles On The Toilet? He Wanted To Have A Birthday Potty!

ایک دوست دوسرے دوست سے۔۔۔۔۔۔دوا اور دارو میں کیا فرق ہے ؟۔
دوسرا دوست۔۔۔۔۔۔ دوا ، گرل فرینڈ کی طرح ہے ، جو ایکسپائری ڈیٹ کی طرح آتی ہے۔
جبکہ دارو ، بیوی کی طرح ہوتی ہے، جتنی پرانی ہو گی اتنا سر چڑھ کے بولے گی۔۔