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Joe Was Sitting At A Bar. He Was Totally
Joe Was Sitting At A Bar. He Was Totally Depressed. The Bartender, Serving Him A Drink, Asked What Was Wrong. "Ill Never Understand Women" Said Joe. "The Other Night On My Birthday, My Wife Said As My Gift, I Could Do With Her What I Wanted. ""Wow! Thats Quite Some Gift" Said The Bartender. "So Why Are You So Dejected? ""Well I Thought About It For A While" Said Joe, "And Decided To Send Her Home To Her Mother, And Now She Wont Even Speak To Me!"
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Two Attorneys Went Into A Diner And Orde
Two Attorneys Went Into A Diner And Ordered Two Drinks. Then They Produced Sandwiches From Their Briefcases And Started To Eat. The Waiter Became Quite Concerned And Marched Over And Told Them, "You Cant Eat Your Own Sandwiches In Here!" The Attorneys Looked At Each Other, Shrugged Their Shoulders And Then Exchanged Sandwiches.
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