Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

A Circus Owner Walked Into A Bar To See Everyone Crowded About A Table Watching A Little Show. On The Table Was An Upside Down Pot And A Duck Tap Dancing On It. The Circus Owner Was So Impressed That He Offered To Buy The Duck From Its Owner. After Some Wheeling And Dealing, They Settled For $10, 000 For The Duck And The Pot. Three Days Later The Circus Owner Runs Back To The Bar In Anger, "Your Duck Is A Ripoff! I Put Him On The Pot Before A Whole Audience, And He Didnt Dance A Single Step!" "So? " Asked The Ducks Former Owner, "Did You Remember To Light The Candle Under The Pot? "

دفتر کے منیجر نے ملازم کو جواب دینا تھا

دفتر کے منیجر نے ملازم کو جواب دینا تھا ۔ ساتھ ہی وہ اس کی دل شکنی بھی نہیں کرنا چاہتے تھے انہوں نے ملازم کو بلا کر کہا ۔
’’صاحبزادے ! معلوم نہیں کہ تمہارے بغیر ہم کاروبار کیسے چلائیں گے ۔ بہرحال پیر کے دن سے ہم یہ تجربہ کر کے دیکھ رہے ہیں ۔‘‘

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And As He Makes His Way To The Counter, He Stops And Talks To Everyone In The Bar. As He Finishes With Each Group Of People, They All Get Up And Leave And Go Stand Outside The Window, Looking In. Finally, The Bar Is Empty Except For This Guy And The Bartender. The Man Walks Up To The Counter, And Says To The Bartender, "I Bet You $1, 000 That I Can Spray Beer From My Mouth Into A Shot Glass From Thirty Feet Away, And Not Get Any Outside The Glass. "The Bartender Thinks That This Guy Is A Nutcase, But He Wants His $1, 000, So He Agrees. The Bartender Gets Out A Shot Glass, Paces Off Thirty Feet, And The Contest Begins. The Man Sprays Beer All Over The Bar. He Doesnt Even Touch The Shot Glass. When He Finishes, The Bartender Looks At Him And Says, "Well, I Guess You Owe Me $1, 000, Huh? "The Man Answers, "Yeah, But I Bet All Of Those People Outside The \R Nwindow $500 A Piece That I Could Come In Here And Spray Beer All Over The Bar. "