اےک فقیر بچی سے: اللہ کے نام پر دے بیٹا

اےک فقیر بچی سے: اللہ کے نام پر دے بیٹا
بچی: میں بیٹا نہیں بیٹی ہوں
فقیر: اللہ کے نام پر دے بیٹی
بچی: میرا نام جمیلہ ہے
فقیر: اللہ کے نام پر دے جمیلہ
بچی: میرا پورا نام جمیلہ پروین ہے
فقےر: اللہ کے نام پر دے جمیلہ پروین
بچی: یہ ہوئی نا بات اب معاف کرو بابا

Joe Was Sitting At A Bar. He Was Totally

Joe Was Sitting At A Bar. He Was Totally Depressed. The Bartender, Serving Him A Drink, Asked What Was Wrong. "Ill Never Understand Women" Said Joe. "The Other Night On My Birthday, My Wife Said As My Gift, I Could Do With Her What I Wanted. ""Wow! Thats Quite Some Gift" Said The Bartender. "So Why Are You So Dejected? ""Well I Thought About It For A While" Said Joe, "And Decided To Send Her Home To Her Mother, And Now She Wont Even Speak To Me!"