اےک فقیر بچی سے: اللہ کے نام پر دے بیٹا

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اےک فقیر بچی سے: اللہ کے نام پر دے بیٹا
بچی: میں بیٹا نہیں بیٹی ہوں
فقیر: اللہ کے نام پر دے بیٹی
بچی: میرا نام جمیلہ ہے
فقیر: اللہ کے نام پر دے جمیلہ
بچی: میرا پورا نام جمیلہ پروین ہے
فقےر: اللہ کے نام پر دے جمیلہ پروین
بچی: یہ ہوئی نا بات اب معاف کرو بابا

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St Peter Is Standing At Heavens Gate Whe

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St Peter Is Standing At Heavens Gate When A Man Walks Up. "Welcome To Heaven My Son. What Did You Do With Your Life? ""I Was A Policeman, " He Responded. "What Kind Of Policeman? " St Peter Asked. "I Was A Vice Officer. I Kept Dangerous Narcotics Out Of The Hands Of Kids. ""Wonderful My Son, Welcome To Heaven. Pass Through The Gates. "A Few Moments Later A Second Man Walks Up. "Welcome To Heaven My Son. What Did You Do With Your Life? ""I Was A Policeman, " He Responded. "What Kind Of Policeman? " St Peter Asked. "I Was A Traffic Officer. I Kept The Roads And Highways Safe For Travelers. ""Well Done. Pass Through The Gates Into Paradise. "A Few Moments Later A Third Man Walks Up. "Welcome To Heaven My Son. What Did You Do With Your Life? ""I Was A Policeman, " He Responded. "What Kind Of Policeman? " St Peter Asked. "I Was A Military Policeman, Sir. ""Excellent My Son, I Have To Leave For A Bit, Watch The Gate Will You? "

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