مالک {چوکیدار سے}کل رات گھر میں چوری ہوگئی اور تمہیں پتا ہی نہیں،کیا تم نے کوئی آواز نہیں سنی تھی؟
چوکیدار جناب!آواز سنی تو تھی اور پوچھا بھی تھا کہ کون ہے؟لیکن اندر سے آواز آئی کوئی بھی نہیں۔جناب وہ صرف چور نہیں جھوٹا بھی تھا۔

Why Are Fish So Gullible? They Fall For Things Hook, Line And Sinker!

Why Are Electric Trains Like A Mothers Breasts? They Were Both Designed For The Kids, But Its The Fathers Who Are Always Playing With Them.

I Dont Know What It Is That Makes You Stupid But Whatever It Is, It Works.

A Deputy Police Officer Responded To A Report Of A Barroom Disturbance. The "Disturbance" Turned Out To Be Well Over Six Feet Tall And Weighed Almost 300 Pounds. Whats More, He Boasted That He Could Whip The Deputy And Muhammad Ali Too. Said The Policeman, "Ill Bet That Youre Also An Escape Artist-Probably Better Than Houdini. "The Giant Nodded. "If I Had Some Chains, " The Deputy Continued, "You Could Show Us How Strong You Really Are. But All Ive Got Is A Set Of Handcuffs. Why Dont You See Just How Quickly You Can Break Out Of Them? "Once In The Cuffs, The Man Puffed, Pulled And Jerked For Four Minutes. "I Cant Get Out Of These, " The Giant Growled. "Are You Sure? " The Deputy Asked. The Fellow Tried Again. "Nope, " He Replied. "I Cant Do It. ""In That Case, " Said The Deputy, "Youre Under Arrest. "