وکیل: آپ نے کس وقت متوفی الف کا پوسٹ‌ مارٹم کیا؟گواہ: رات کے ساڑھے دس بجے پو

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وکیل: آپ نے کس وقت متوفی الف کا پوسٹ‌ مارٹم کیا؟
گواہ: رات کے ساڑھے دس بجے پوسٹ مارٹم شروع ہوا
وکیل: کیا اس وقت متوفی الف کی وفات ہو چکی تھی؟
گواہ: (جل کر) نہیں وہ ساتھ کھڑے بڑے خوش ہو کر اپنا پوسٹ مارٹم دیکھ رہے تھے

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It Was A Boring Sunday Afternoon In The

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It Was A Boring Sunday Afternoon In The Jungle So The Elephants Decided To Challenge The Ants To A Game Of Soccer. The Game Was Going Well With The Elephants Beating The Ants Ten Goals To Nil, When The Ants Gained Possession. The Ants Star Player Was Dribbling The Ball Towards The Elephants Goal When The Elephants Left Back Came Lumbering Towards Him. The Elephant Trod On The Little Ant, Killing Him Instantly. The Referee Stopped The Game. "What The Hell Do You Think Youre Doing? Do You Call That Sportsmanship, Killing Another Player? " The Elephant Replied, "Well, I Didnt Mean To Kill Him -- I Was Just Trying To Trip Him Up. "

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A Woman Went To The Doctor And Complaine

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A Woman Went To The Doctor And Complained That She Was Suffering From I Knee Pains. "Do You Indulge In Any Activity That Puts A Lot Of Pressure On Your Knees? " Asked The Doctor. "Every Night, My Husband And I Have Sex On The Floor Doggy Style. " "I See, " Said The Doctor. "You Know, There Are Plenty Of Other Sexual Positions? " "Not If You Want To Watch Tv There Aint!"

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