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  • user warning: Table './freeurdujokes/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>ایک سردار نے نئی گاڑی فوکسی خریدی (جسکاانجن پیچھے ہوتا ہے)۔ راستے میں کہیں چلتے چلتے رُک گئی۔<br />\nفٹا فٹ اُترے اور اگلا بونٹ کھول کر بڑبڑائے:<br />\nلیہ! ادے تے انجن ہی کتھے ڈگ گیا اے!</p>\n<p>اسی دوران ایک اور سردار (جسکے پاس بھی فوکسی تھی) نمودار ہوئے اور پریشانی کی وجہ پوچھی۔ وجہ معلوم ہونے پر بولے:<br />\nفکر نہ کر، میری گڈی تے پچھے اک فالتو انجن لگا اے، او لا لیں گے!</p>\n', created = 1490849201, expire = 1490935601, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '1:a77f6c82abbfe4397ffee4a6bfc23a07' in /home/freeurdujokes/public_html/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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