Two Irishmen Were Walking Down The Stree

Two Irishmen Were Walking Down The Street With Two Salmon Each Under Their Arms. Two Other Irishmen Walking In The Opposite Direction See The Two Lucky Fishermen And Ask " How Did You Catch Those? " Well Its Like This! Michael Here Holds My Legs Over The Bridge, And I Grab The Salmon As They Swim Up The River. We Got Four Salmon A Great Days Fishing! So The Fishless Pair Look At Each Other And Agree To Give It A Try. They Get To The Bridge And Sean Calls To His Friend "Hold My Legs Now Paddy". Well He Is Hanging There Upside Down For Thirty Minutes When He Suddenly Cries. . "Pull Me Up, Pull Me Up!!" Paddy Asks " Do You Have A Fish Sean? ". . . . . . . . . . . . No Replies Sean, "Theres A Bloody Train Coming!!!!!!!!"

مہمان: اسلام علیکمکنجوس میزبان: ٹھنڈا پیو گے یا گرممہمان: پہلے ٹھنڈا پھر گ

مہمان: اسلام علیکم
کنجوس میزبان: ٹھنڈا پیو گے یا گرم
مہمان: پہلے ٹھنڈا پھر گرم
کنجوس میزبان: بیٹا امی سے کہو ایک گلاس ٹھنڈے پانی کا دوسرا گلاس گرم پانی کا بھیج دیں۔

Great News, Mr. Oscarson, The Psychiatr

Great News, Mr. Oscarson, The Psychiatrist Reported. "After Eighteen Months Of Therapy, I Can Pronounce You Finally And Completely Cured Of Your Kleptomania. Youll Never Be Trapped By The Desire To Steal Again. ""Gee, Thats Great, Doc, " The Patient Replied. "And Just To Prove It, I Want You To Stop By Sears On The Way Home And Walk The Length Of The Store. Youll See - Youll Feel No Temptation To Shoplift Whatsoever. ""Oh, Doctor, Whatever Can I Do To Thank You? ""Well, " Suggested The Psychiatrist, "If You Do Have A Relapse, I Could Use A New Microwave. "