One Day A Wife Complained, "This Wall Clock Almost Killed My Mother Today. It Fell Only Seconds After She Got Up From The Couch. "The Husband Grunted And Replied, "The Darn Clock Always Was Slow. "

What Goes Oo Ooo Oooo? A Cow With No Lips.

When The Office Photo-Copies Began To Look Faint, The Office Manager Called In A Local Repair Service. The Friendly Technician After Inspecting The Equipment, Informed The Manager That The Machine Was In Need Of A Good Cleaning. The Tech Suggested That Someone Might Try Reading The Operators Manual And Perform The Job Themselves, Since It Would Cost $100. 00, If He Did The Work. Pleasantly Surprised By His Candor, The Office Manager Asks, "Does Your Boss Know You Are Discouraging Business? " "Actually, My Boss Demands We Explain This To All Our Customers". "After People Try First To Fix Things Themselves, We End-Up Making Much More Money On Repairs"

میمن کی بیگم میمن سے: شادی سے پہلے تم نے دنیا دکھانے کا وعدہ کیا تھا
میمن: میری ایک بہت بڑی پیمنٹ پھسی ہوئی ہے آج ملنے والی ہےاگر مل گئی تو وعدہ پورا کر دوں گا
شام کو: بیگم آج تو پھسی ہوئی پیمنٹ مل گئی اور یہ لو میں اپنا وعدہ بھی پورا کر رہا ہوں
میمن کی بیگم: یہ کیا ہے ؟
میمن : تم سے دنیا دکھانے کا وعدہ کیا تھا اس لئے گلوب لایا ہوں اب تم آرام سے دنیا دیکھتی رہو

What Happened To The Man Who Owned A Riding Academy? Business Kept Falling Off!