A Man Was Walking In The Street When He

A Man Was Walking In The Street When He Heard A Voice: "Stop! Stand Still! If You Take One More Step, A Brick Will Fall Down On Your Head And Kill You. "The Man Stopped And A Big Brick Fell Right In Front Of Him. The Man Was Astonished. He Went On, And After Awhile He Was Going To Cross The Road. Once Again The Voice Shouted: "Stop! Stand Still! If You Take One Morestep A Car Will Run Over You And You Will Die. "The Man Did As He Was Instructed, Just As A Car Came Careening Around The Corner, Barely Missing Him. "Where Are You? " The Man Asked. "Who Are You? ""I Am Your Guardian Angel, " The Voice Answered. "Oh Yeah? " The Man Asked. . . "And Where Were You When I Got Married? "A Man Called The Undertaker One Afternoon And Sobbed: "Come And Bury My Wife. ""But I Buried Your Wife Ten Years Ago, " Replied The Undertaker. "I Got Married Again, " The Man Sobbed. "Oh, " Said The Undertaker. "Congratulations. "