A Wealthy Man Sat In His Attorneys Offic

A Wealthy Man Sat In His Attorneys Office. "Do You Want The Bad News First Or The Terrible News? "The Lawyer Asked. "Give Me The Bad News First. ""Your Wife Found A Picture Worth A Half-Million Dollars. ""Thats The Bad News? " The Man Asked Incredulously. "I Cant Wait To Hear The Terrible News. ""Its Of You And Your Mistress. "