A Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait Pai

A Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait Painted. She Told The Artist, "Paint Me With Diamond Earrings, A Diamond Necklace, Emerald Bracelets And A Ruby Pendant. " "But You Are Not Wearing Any Of Those Things. " "I Know, " She Said. "Its In Case I Should Die Before My Husband. Im Sure He Will Remarry Right Away, And I Want His New Wife To Go Nuts Looking For The Jewelry. "