A Young Woman Was Appearing In Court To

A Young Woman Was Appearing In Court To Face A Public Disorder Charge. The Charges Were Read Out, And She Was Asked How She Pleaded. "Not Guilty, " The Woman Answered Emphatically. The Prosecution Council Then Approached The Woman And Said: "Is It True That On The 11th Of December, Last Year, You Committed An Act Of Gross Indecency With A One-Legged Dwarf - Who Was Waving A Union Jack - On The Roof Of A Car, Whilst Travelling At Over 100mph Through The Center Of London, In A Blizzard? "The Woman Composed Herself, Looked Straight At The Prosecution Council And Calmly Said: "What Was The Date Again? "