At A Local Coffee Bar, A Young Woman Was

At A Local Coffee Bar, A Young Woman Was Expounding On Her Idea Of The Perfect Mate To Some Of Her Friends. "The Man I Marry Must Be A Shining Light Amongst Company. He Must Be Musical. Tell Jokes. Sing. And Stay Home At Night!" An Old Granny Overheard And Spoke Up, "Honey, If Thats All You Want, Get A Tv!"