Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

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Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Sign Seen In A Bar: "Those Drinking To Forget Please Pay In Advance. "

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

The Bartender Asks The Guy Sitting At The Bar, "Whatll You Have? " The Guy Answers, "A Scotch, Please. " The Bartender Hands Him The Drink, And Says "Thatll Be Five Dollars, " To Which The Guy Replies, "What Are You Talking About? I Dont Owe You Anything For This. "A Lawyer, Sitting Nearby And Overhearing The Conversation, Then Says To The Bartender, "You Know, Hes Got You There.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

The Drunk Was Floundering Down The Alley Carrying A Box With Holes On The Side. He Bumped Into A Friend Who Asked, "What Do You Have In There, Pal? ""A Mongoose. ""What For? ""Well, You Know How Drunk I Can Get. When I Get Drunk I See Snakes, And Im Scared To Death Of Snakes. Thats Why I Got This Mongoose, For Protection. " "But, " The Friend Said, "You Idiot! Those Are Imaginary Snakes.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

The Husband Was Not Home At His Usual Hour, And The Wife Was Fuming, As The Clock Ticked Later And Later. Finally, About 3:00 Am She Heard A Noise At The Front Door, And As She Stood At The Top Of The Stairs, There Was Her Husband, Drunk As A Skunk, Trying To Navigate The Stairs. "Do You Realize What Time It Is? " She Asked. He Answered, "Dont Get Excited.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

The Local Bar Was So Sure That Its Bartender Was The Strongest Man Around That They Offered A Standing $1000 Bet. The Bartender Would Squeeze A Lemon Until All The Juice Ran Into A Glass, And Hand The Lemon To A Patron. Anyone Who Could Squeeze One More Drop Of Juice Out Would Win The Money. Many People Had Tried Over Time (Weight-Lifters, Longshoremen, Etc. ) But Nobody Could Do It.

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