Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

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Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Shhaaayyy, Buddy, Whats A Breathalyzer? Asked One Drunk To His Friend At The Next Barstool. "Well, Id Have To Say That Its A Bag That Tells You When Youve Drunk Way Too Much, " Answered The Equally Wasted Gent. "Ah Hell, Whaddya Know? Ive Been Married To One Of Those For Years!"

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Sign Seen In A Bar: "Those Drinking To Forget Please Pay In Advance. "

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

The Bartender Asks The Guy Sitting At The Bar, "Whatll You Have? " The Guy Answers, "A Scotch, Please. " The Bartender Hands Him The Drink, And Says "Thatll Be Five Dollars, " To Which The Guy Replies, "What Are You Talking About? I Dont Owe You Anything For This. "A Lawyer, Sitting Nearby And Overhearing The Conversation, Then Says To The Bartender, "You Know, Hes Got You There.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

The Drunk Was Floundering Down The Alley Carrying A Box With Holes On The Side. He Bumped Into A Friend Who Asked, "What Do You Have In There, Pal? ""A Mongoose. ""What For? ""Well, You Know How Drunk I Can Get. When I Get Drunk I See Snakes, And Im Scared To Death Of Snakes. Thats Why I Got This Mongoose, For Protection. " "But, " The Friend Said, "You Idiot! Those Are Imaginary Snakes.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Remember, An Alcoholic & A Drunk Are Not The Same Thing At All. The Alcoholic Has To Attend Meetings.

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