Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

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Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

The Local Bar Was So Sure That Its Bartender Was The Strongest Man Around That They Offered A Standing $1000 Bet. The Bartender Would Squeeze A Lemon Until All The Juice Ran Into A Glass, And Hand The Lemon To A Patron. Anyone Who Could Squeeze One More Drop Of Juice Out Would Win The Money. Many People Had Tried Over Time (Weight-Lifters, Longshoremen, Etc. ) But Nobody Could Do It.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

The Local District Judge Had Given The Defendant A Lecture On The Evils Of Drink. But In View Of The Fact That This Was The First Time The Man Had Been Drunk And Incapable, The Case Was Dismissed On Payment Of Ten Shillings Costs. "Now Dont Let Me Ever See Your Face Again, " Said The Justice Sternly As The Defendant Turned To Go. "Im Afraid I Cant Promise That, Sir, " Said The Released Man.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

The Lone Ranger And Tonto Walked Into A Bar One Day And Sat Down To Drink A Beer. After A Few Minutes, A Big Tall Cowboy Walked In And Said, "Who Owns The Big White Horse Outside? " The Lone Ranger Stood Up, Hitched His Gunbelt, And Said, "I Do. Why?

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, A Doberman And A Bulldog Are In A Bar Having Adrink When A Great-Looking Female Collie Comes Up To Them And Says, "Whoever Can Say Liver And Cheese In A Sentence Can Have Me. " So The Doberman Says, "I Love Liver And Cheese. " The Collie Replies, "Thats Not Good Enough. " The Bulldog Says, "I Hate Liver And Cheese. " She Says, "Thats Not Creative Enough.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Remember, An Alcoholic & A Drunk Are Not The Same Thing At All. The Alcoholic Has To Attend Meetings.

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