Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

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Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Shhaaayyy, Buddy, Whats A Breathalyzer? Asked One Drunk To His Friend At The Next Barstool. "Well, Id Have To Say That Its A Bag That Tells You When Youve Drunk Way Too Much, " Answered The Equally Wasted Gent. "Ah Hell, Whaddya Know? Ive Been Married To One Of Those For Years!"

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

One Day A Drunk Walked Into A Bar And Ordered A Gin And Tonic. He Drank Half Of It And Poured The Rest On The Bartender. The Bartender Got Angry, Grabbed The Drunk By The Collar, Pulled Him Close To His Face, And Asked, "Why Did You Do That? " The Drunk Said Very Apologetically, "I Am So Very Sorry Sir. Please Forgive Me. I Cant Help It. Its An Illness I Cant Get Rid Of. I Am So Ashamed Of It.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

One Day An Englishman, An American, And A Canadian Walked Into A Pub Together. The Proceeded To Each Buy A Pint Of Molson Canadian. Just As They Were About To Enjoy Their Beverage Three Flies Landed In Each Of Their Pints. The Englishman Pushed His Beer Away From Him In Disgust. The American Fished The Offending Fly Out Of His Beer And Continued Drinking It As If Nothing Had Happened.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

One Night, This Guy Come Into A Bar And Asks The Bartender For A Drink. Then He Asks For Another. After A Couple More Drinks, The Bartender Gets Worried. "Whats The Matter? " The Bartender Asks. "My Wife And I Got Into A Fight, " Explained The Guy "And Now She Isnt Talking To Me For A Whole 31 Days. " The Bartender Thought About This For A While.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Q: What Did The Bartender Say To The Jumper Cables When They Walked Into The Bar? A: Ok You 2, Dont Start Anything

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