Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

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Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Q: What Did The Bartender Say To The Jumper Cables When They Walked Into The Bar? A: Ok You 2, Dont Start Anything

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Recently Scientists Revealed That Beer Contains Small Traces Of Female Hormones. To Prove Their Theory, The Scientists Fed 100 Men Twelve Bottles Of Beer Each. The Scientists Observed That 100% Of The Male Test Group Gained Weight, Talked Excessively Without Making Sense, Became Emotional, And Couldnt Drive. No Further Testing Is Planned.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

John Was Sitting Outside His Local Pub One Day, Enjoying A Quiet Pint And Generally Feeling Good About Himself, When A Nun Suddenly Appears At His Table And Starts Decrying The Evils Of Drink. "You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Young Man! Drinking Is A Sin! Alcohol Is The Blood Of The Devil!" Now John Gets Pretty Annoyed About This, And Goes On The Offensive. "How Do You Know This, Sister?

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Last New Years Eve, One Woman Stood Up At The Local Tavern And Said That It Was Time To Get Ready. At The Stroke Of Midnight, She Wanted Every Husband To Be Standing Next To The One Person Who Made His Life Worth Living. It Was Embarrassing - The Bartender Was Almost Crushed To Death.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Marley Stopped At The Town Barbershop For A Haircut. After Thirty-Five Minutes Of Snipping And Cutting, The Barber Held A Mirror Behind Marleys Head. "How You Like It? " Asked The Barber. "Real Fine, " Said The Redneck. "But How Bout Making It A Little Longer In The Back? "

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