Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

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Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Monahan Stumbled Into A Saloon, Half Crocked. "Say, " He Said To The Bartender, "How Tall Is A Penguin? " "About Two And A Half Feet. " "Thank God!" Cried Monahan. "I Thought I Ran Over A Nun!"

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Old Man Omalley Had Worked Down At The Brewery For Years, But One Day He Just Wasnt Paying Attention And He Tripped On The Walkway And Fell Over Into The Beer Vat And Drowned. The Foreman Thought It Should Be His Job To Inform The Widow Omalley Of Her Old Mans Death. He Showed Up At The Front Door And Rang The Bell.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

One Day A Drunk Walked Into A Bar And Ordered A Gin And Tonic. He Drank Half Of It And Poured The Rest On The Bartender. The Bartender Got Angry, Grabbed The Drunk By The Collar, Pulled Him Close To His Face, And Asked, "Why Did You Do That? " The Drunk Said Very Apologetically, "I Am So Very Sorry Sir. Please Forgive Me. I Cant Help It. Its An Illness I Cant Get Rid Of. I Am So Ashamed Of It.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

One Day An Englishman, An American, And A Canadian Walked Into A Pub Together. The Proceeded To Each Buy A Pint Of Molson Canadian. Just As They Were About To Enjoy Their Beverage Three Flies Landed In Each Of Their Pints. The Englishman Pushed His Beer Away From Him In Disgust. The American Fished The Offending Fly Out Of His Beer And Continued Drinking It As If Nothing Had Happened.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

One Night, This Guy Come Into A Bar And Asks The Bartender For A Drink. Then He Asks For Another. After A Couple More Drinks, The Bartender Gets Worried. "Whats The Matter? " The Bartender Asks. "My Wife And I Got Into A Fight, " Explained The Guy "And Now She Isnt Talking To Me For A Whole 31 Days. " The Bartender Thought About This For A While.

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