Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

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Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Old Man Omalley Had Worked Down At The Brewery For Years, But One Day He Just Wasnt Paying Attention And He Tripped On The Walkway And Fell Over Into The Beer Vat And Drowned. The Foreman Thought It Should Be His Job To Inform The Widow Omalley Of Her Old Mans Death. He Showed Up At The Front Door And Rang The Bell.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

One Day A Drunk Walked Into A Bar And Ordered A Gin And Tonic. He Drank Half Of It And Poured The Rest On The Bartender. The Bartender Got Angry, Grabbed The Drunk By The Collar, Pulled Him Close To His Face, And Asked, "Why Did You Do That? " The Drunk Said Very Apologetically, "I Am So Very Sorry Sir. Please Forgive Me. I Cant Help It. Its An Illness I Cant Get Rid Of. I Am So Ashamed Of It.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

John & Jessica Were On Their Way Home From The Bar One Night And John Got Pulled Over By The Police. The Officer Told John That He Was Stopped Because His Tail Light Was Burned Out. John Said, "Im Very Sorry Officer, I Didnt Realize It Was Out, Ill Get It Fixed Right Away. "Just Then Jessica Said, "I Knew This Would Happen When I Told You Two Days Ago To Get That Light Fixed.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

John Smith Lived In Staten Island, New York And Worked In Manhattan. He Had To Take The Ferryboat Home Every Night. One Evening, He Got Down To The Ferry And Found There Was A Wait For The Next Boat, So John Decided To Stop At A Nearby Tavern. Before Long He Was Feeling No Pain. When He Got Back To The Ferry Slip, The Ferryboat Was Just Eight Feet From The Dock.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

I Walked Into A Bar The Other Day And Ordered A Double. The Bartender Brought Out A Guy Who Looked Just Like Me.

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