Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

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Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Q: What Did The Bartender Say To The Jumper Cables When They Walked Into The Bar? A: Ok You 2, Dont Start Anything

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

Recently Scientists Revealed That Beer Contains Small Traces Of Female Hormones. To Prove Their Theory, The Scientists Fed 100 Men Twelve Bottles Of Beer Each. The Scientists Observed That 100% Of The Male Test Group Gained Weight, Talked Excessively Without Making Sense, Became Emotional, And Couldnt Drive. No Further Testing Is Planned.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

John & Jessica Were On Their Way Home From The Bar One Night And John Got Pulled Over By The Police. The Officer Told John That He Was Stopped Because His Tail Light Was Burned Out. John Said, "Im Very Sorry Officer, I Didnt Realize It Was Out, Ill Get It Fixed Right Away. "Just Then Jessica Said, "I Knew This Would Happen When I Told You Two Days Ago To Get That Light Fixed.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

John Smith Lived In Staten Island, New York And Worked In Manhattan. He Had To Take The Ferryboat Home Every Night. One Evening, He Got Down To The Ferry And Found There Was A Wait For The Next Boat, So John Decided To Stop At A Nearby Tavern. Before Long He Was Feeling No Pain. When He Got Back To The Ferry Slip, The Ferryboat Was Just Eight Feet From The Dock.

Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun

I Walked Into A Bar The Other Day And Ordered A Double. The Bartender Brought Out A Guy Who Looked Just Like Me.

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