Calvin Went To Pearsons Pet Shop To Comp

Calvin Went To Pearsons Pet Shop To Complain That His Canary Wouldnt Sing. "File The Beak Just A Little, " Said The Owner, "And The Bird Will Sing. But If You File It Too Much, The Canary Will Die. " Two Weeks Later Pearson Ran Into Calvin On The Street And Asked About His Canary. "He Died, " Said Calvin. "But I Told You Not To File The Beak Too Much. " "I Didnt, " Explained Calvin, "But By The Time I Got Him Out Of The Vise, He Was Already Dead. "

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