Car And Train Jokes

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You Know All That Talk About Backseat Dr

You Know All That Talk About Backseat Driving? Well, Ive Been Driving All My Life And Can Safely Say That Ive Never Heard A Word From The Back Seat. What Kind Of Car Do You Drive? A Hearse!

Wife: "Theres Trouble With The Car. It H

Wife: "Theres Trouble With The Car. It Has Water In The Carburettor. "Husband: "Water In The Carburettor? Thats Ridiculous. "Wife: "I Tell You The Car Has Water In The Carburettor. "Husband: "You Dont Even Know What A Carburettor Is. Ill Check It Out. Wheres The Car? "Wife: "In The Pool. "

Why Was The School Principal Not Pleased

Why Was The School Principal Not Pleased When He Bumped Into An Old Friend? They Were Both Driving Their Cars At The Time!

Why Is It Not Safe To Doze On Trains? Be

Why Is It Not Safe To Doze On Trains? Because They Run Over Sleepers.

Why Is An Old Car Like A Baby Playing? B

Why Is An Old Car Like A Baby Playing? Because It Goes With A Rattle.

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