Computer Jokes

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Young Judy, The Editor Of A Trivia Publi

Young Judy, The Editor Of A Trivia Publication, Was Having Trouble With Her Computer. So She Called Prem, The Computer Guy, Over To Her Desk. Prem Clicked A Couple Buttons And Solved The Problem. As He Was Walking Away, Judy Called After Him, "So, What Was Wrong? "And He Replied, "It Was An Id Ten T Error. "A Puzzled Expression Ran Riot Over Judys Face. "An Id Ten T Error? Whats That. . .

You Have Just Received The "Kentucky Vir

You Have Just Received The "Kentucky Virus"!!!As We Aint Got No Programin Experience, This Here Virus Works On The Honor System. Please Delete All The Files On Your Hard Drive, And Manually Forward This Virus To Everyone On Your Mailing List. Thanks For Your Cooperation.

Youre Spending A Lot Of Time At That Com

Youre Spending A Lot Of Time At That Computer Screen. Have You Had Your Eyes Checked? No, Theyve Always Been Blue!

Yeltsin, Clinton And Bill Gates Were Inv

Yeltsin, Clinton And Bill Gates Were Invited To Have Dinner With God. During Dinner He Told Them: I Need Three Important People To Send My Message Out To All The People: "Tomorrow I Will Destroy The Earth. "Yeltsin Immediately Called Together His Cabinet And Told Them: "I Have Two Really Bad News Items For You:1) God Really Exists And2) Tomorrow He Will Destroy The Earth.

Would You Like To Buy A Second-Hand Comp

Would You Like To Buy A Second-Hand Computer? Im Afraid Not. Im Only Able To Type With One Hand As It Is.

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