Cow Jokes

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Your Honor, It Was An Accident! I Had To

Your Honor, It Was An Accident! I Had To Run Into The Fence To Keep From Hitting The Cow! Was It A Jersey Cow? I Dont Know, I Didnt See Her License Plate!

Why Wouldnt Anyone Play With The Little

Why Wouldnt Anyone Play With The Little Longhorn? He Was Too Much Of A Bully!

Why Was The Calf Afraid? He Was A Cow-He

Why Was The Calf Afraid? He Was A Cow-Herd!

Why Was He Woman Arrested On A Cattle Ra

Why Was He Woman Arrested On A Cattle Ranch For Wearing A Silk Dress? She Was Charged With Rustling!

Why Dont Cows Ever Have Any Money? Becau

Why Dont Cows Ever Have Any Money? Because The Farmers Milk Them Dry!

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