Doctor And Nurse Jokes

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Why Did The Nurse Always Insist On Using

Why Did The Nurse Always Insist On Using The Rectal Thermometer To Obtain Temperatures? Because Nurses Are Taught In Nursing School To Always Look For Her Patients Best Side.

Why Are You So Excited? , The Surgeon As

Why Are You So Excited? , The Surgeon Asked The Patient That Was About To Be Anesthetized. "But Doc, This Is My First Operation. ""Really? Its Mine Too, And I Am Not Excited At All. "

When A Car Skidded On Wet Pavement And S

When A Car Skidded On Wet Pavement And Struck A Telephone Pole, Several Bystanders Ran Over To Help The Driver. A Woman Was The First To Reach The Victim, But A Man Rushed In And Pushed Her Back. "Step Aside, Lady, " He Barked. "Ive Taken A Course In First Aid. " The Woman Watched Him For A Few Minutes, Then Tapped His Shoulder. "Pardon Me, " She Said.

Whats The Difference Between A Surgeon A

Whats The Difference Between A Surgeon And A Puppy? If You Put A Puppy In A Room By Itself For An Hour, Itll Probably Stop Whining.

Three Nurses Went To Heaven, And Were Aw

Three Nurses Went To Heaven, And Were Awaiting Their Turn With St. Peter To Plead Their Case To Enter The Pearly Gates. The First Nurse Said, "I Worked In An Emergency Room. We Tried Our Best To Help Patients, Even Though Occasionally We Did Lose One. I Think I Deserve To Go To Heaven. " St. Peter Looks At Her File And Admits Her To Heaven. The Second Nurse Says, "I Worked In An Operating Room.

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