Doctor Jokes

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Rema ki shadi Kay baad us ki shaheli nay us say poochaTum nay is boohrey docto

Rema ki shadi Kay baad us ki shaheli nay us say poocha
Tum nay is boohrey doctor sey kya takah kar shadi ki
Doo batain rema nay jawab Diya
Woo Kia
Rema nay kaha,phela income,or doosrey din kum

Doctor: I have bad news for you. You onl

Doctor: I have bad news for you. You only have 10 left to live.

Patient: Ten what?

Doctor: Nine. Eight...

ڈاکٹر : (مریض کو چیک کرنے کے بعد) تمہاری زندگی میں صرف دس باقی رہ گئے ہیں
مریض : ڈاکٹر صاحب دس کیا؟
ڈاکٹر : نو ، آٹھ ، سات ۔ ۔ ۔

An artist asked the gallery owner if the

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display.

"Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The gentleman was your doctor."

مریض: ڈاکٹر صاحب، میں اس بیماری سے عاج

مریض: ڈاکٹر صاحب، میں اس بیماری سے عاجز آ گیا ہوں اب جی چاہتا ہے کہ خودکشی کر لوں۔
ڈاکٹر نا ، نا تم کیوں زحمت کرتے ہو ، آخر میں کس لیے ہوں

ڈاکٹر: کہو! کل سے تمہیں کوئی تکلیف تو

ڈاکٹر: کہو! کل سے تمہیں کوئی تکلیف تو نہ ہوئی؟
مریض: بس ڈاکٹر صاحب، سانس بہت تیزی سے چل رہی ہے۔
ڈاکٹر: مطمئن رہو میں اسے بھی روک دوںگا۔

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