Dog Jokes

Would You Rather Have A 300-Pound Dog Chase You Or A Tiger? Id Rather Have Him Chase The Tiger.

Why Was The Mother Flea So Unhappy? All Her Children Had Gone To The Dogs.

Why Should You Never Watch A Video With A Chihuahua? It Always Plays With The "Paws" Button On The Vcr.

Why Is It Hard For Chihuahuas To Type On A Keyboard? Theyre All Paws.

Why Is It Called A "Litter" Of Puppies? Because They Mess Up The Whole House!

Why Is A Dog With A Lame Leg Like Adding 6 And 7s? He Puts Down The Three And Carries The One.

Why Is A Dog So Warm In Summer? He Wears A Coat And Pants.

Why Is A Dog Like A Baseball Player? He Runs For Home When He Sees The Catcher Coming.

Why Is A Dog Like A Baseball Player? He Runs For Home When He Sees The Catcher Coming.

Why Doesnt A Dog Ever Have A Nose 12 Inches Long? Because Then It Would Be A Foot.