Why Is It Hard For Chihuahuas To Type On A Keyboard? Theyre All Paws.
Why Should You Never Watch A Video With A Chihuahua? It Always Plays With The "Paws" Button On The Vcr.
Why Was The Mother Flea So Unhappy? All Her Children Had Gone To The Dogs.
Would You Rather Have A 300-Pound Dog Chase You Or A Tiger? Id Rather Have Him Chase The Tiger.
Why Is It Called A "Litter" Of Puppies? Because They Mess Up The Whole House!