English Jokes

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English Jokes Are Jokes In English Language. These Are Not Jokes In Urdu Written In English Script But These Are Jokes In English In All Sense. So Only People Who Can Read And Understand English Can Enjoy These English Jokes.

Zoo Keeper:"Ive Lost One Of My Elephants

Zoo Keeper:"Ive Lost One Of My Elephants"Other Zoo Keeper:"Why Dont You Put An Advert In The Paper? "Zoo Keeper:"Dont Be Silly, He Cant Read!"

Zoo Visitor: Whats The New Baby Hippos N

Zoo Visitor: Whats The New Baby Hippos Name? Hippopotamus Keeper: I Dont Know, He Wont Tell Me.

There Was This Truck Driver Who Had To D

There Was This Truck Driver Who Had To Deliver 500 Penguins To The State Zoo. As He Was Driving His Truck Through The Desert, His Truck Breaks Down. After About 3 Hours, He Waves Another Truck Down And Offers The Driver $500 To Take These Penguins To The State Zoo For Him.

Two Young Nuns Having Just Been Ordained

Two Young Nuns Having Just Been Ordained Were On A Holiday In New York City And Were Standing In Front Of The Gorilla Cage At The Bronx Zoo. The Gorilla Took One Look At This Beautiful Young Nun, Bent The Bars, Lept To The Ground And Kissed Her. Then He Went Back Into His Cage, Straightened The Bars And Resumed Thumping On His Massive Chest.

What Did The Hollywood Producer Say To T

What Did The Hollywood Producer Say To The Apes In The Zoo When They Refused To Sign Contracts To Appear In His New Film? Stop Playing It Cagey!

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