English Jokes

warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/freeurdujokes/public_html/modules/taxonomy/taxonomy.pages.inc on line 33.
English Jokes Are Jokes In English Language. These Are Not Jokes In Urdu Written In English Script But These Are Jokes In English In All Sense. So Only People Who Can Read And Understand English Can Enjoy These English Jokes.

The Manager Of A Large City Zoo Was Draf

The Manager Of A Large City Zoo Was Drafting A Letter To Order A Pair Of Animals. He Sat At His Computer And Typed The Following Sentence: "I Would Like To Place An Order For Two Mongooses, To Be Delivered At Your Earliest Convenience. "He Stared At The Screen, Focusing On That Odd Word Mongooses.

The Crist Family Worked At A Zoo. Each Y

The Crist Family Worked At A Zoo. Each Year They Predicted The General Luck And Overall Mood Of The Year By Watching The The Gnu. If The Gnus Ears Were Forward, That Meant A Successful, Joyous Year Was Almost Certain To Happen. But If His Ears Were Laid Back Flat Against His Head, It Meant That An Unlucky Or Very Unhappy Year Was Sure To Come.

Starting His New Job At The Zoo, The Eag

Starting His New Job At The Zoo, The Eager Young Zoo Keeper Asked The Head Keeper What He Should Do For His First Task. "Go And Clean Out The Aquarium" He Was Told. Arriving At The Aquarium, He Discovered That All The Fish Were Dead. He Rushed Back To The Head Keeper And Asked What He Should Do. "Throw Them To The Lions" Said The Head Keeper, "The Lions Will Eat Anything".

Little Jordan Wanted To Go To The Zoo An

Little Jordan Wanted To Go To The Zoo And Pestered His Parents, Al And Elaine, For Days. Finally Elaine Talked Jordans Reluctant Father Into Taking Him. And So Jordan And Al Got Into The Car And Left. "So How Was It? " Elaine Asked When They Returned Home. "Great, " Little Jordan Replied. "Did You And Your Father Have A Good Time? " Asked Elaine.

My Wife Asked Me To Take Her To The Zoo

My Wife Asked Me To Take Her To The Zoo The Other Day. I Said, "If You Want People To See You They Can Come Here And Do It!"

Syndicate content