English Jokes

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English Jokes Are Jokes In English Language. These Are Not Jokes In Urdu Written In English Script But These Are Jokes In English In All Sense. So Only People Who Can Read And Understand English Can Enjoy These English Jokes.

One Day The Zookeeper Noticed That The O

One Day The Zookeeper Noticed That The Orang-Utang Was Reading Two Books -- The Bible And Darwins Origin Of Species. In Surprise He Asked The Ape, "Why Are You Reading Both Those Books"? "Well, " Said The Orang-Utang, "I Just Wanted To Know If I Was My Brothers Keeper Or My Keepers Brother. "

Sauer And Tolbert Went To The Zoo And Wa

Sauer And Tolbert Went To The Zoo And Watched In Awe As A Lion Let Loose With A Spine-Tingling Roar. "Lets Get Out Of Here!" Said Sauer. "Go On, Ifn You Want To, " Said The Other Redneck. "But Ahm Stayin For The Whole Movie!"

Some Vampires Went To See Dracula. They

Some Vampires Went To See Dracula. They Said, "Drac, We Want To Open A Zoo. Have You Got Any Advice? " "Yes, " Replied Dracula, "Have Lots Of Giraffes. "

Come On, Fred, Ill Take You To The Zoo.

Come On, Fred, Ill Take You To The Zoo. If The Zoo Wants Me, Let Them Come And Get Me!

Father And Son Standing Outside The Elep

Father And Son Standing Outside The Elephants Cage In The Moscow Zoo. Father Tells Son, "If We Stand Around Here Long Enough, One Of Them Will Throw Some Food At Us. "

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