English Jokes

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English Jokes Are Jokes In English Language. These Are Not Jokes In Urdu Written In English Script But These Are Jokes In English In All Sense. So Only People Who Can Read And Understand English Can Enjoy These English Jokes.

One Day The Zookeeper Noticed That The O

One Day The Zookeeper Noticed That The Orang-Utang Was Reading Two Books -- The Bible And Darwins Origin Of Species. In Surprise He Asked The Ape, "Why Are You Reading Both Those Books"? "Well, " Said The Orang-Utang, "I Just Wanted To Know If I Was My Brothers Keeper Or My Keepers Brother. "

Sauer And Tolbert Went To The Zoo And Wa

Sauer And Tolbert Went To The Zoo And Watched In Awe As A Lion Let Loose With A Spine-Tingling Roar. "Lets Get Out Of Here!" Said Sauer. "Go On, Ifn You Want To, " Said The Other Redneck. "But Ahm Stayin For The Whole Movie!"

Some Vampires Went To See Dracula. They

Some Vampires Went To See Dracula. They Said, "Drac, We Want To Open A Zoo. Have You Got Any Advice? " "Yes, " Replied Dracula, "Have Lots Of Giraffes. "

Fred: Did I Ever Tell You About The Time

Fred: Did I Ever Tell You About The Time I Came Face To Face With A Very Fierce Gorilla? Bert: No, What Happened? Fred: Well, I Stood There, Without A Gun. . . The Gorilla Looked At Me And Snarled And Roared And Beat His Chest. Then It Came Closer And Closer. . . Bert: What Did You Do? Fred: Oh, Id Had Enough, So I Moved On To The Next Cage.

Freds Class Was Taken To The Natural His

Freds Class Was Taken To The Natural History Museum In New York. "Did You Enjoy Yourself? " Asked Her Mother When She Got Home. "Oh, Yes, " Replied Fred. "But It Was Funny Going To A Dead Zoo. "

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