English Jokes

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English Jokes Are Jokes In English Language. These Are Not Jokes In Urdu Written In English Script But These Are Jokes In English In All Sense. So Only People Who Can Read And Understand English Can Enjoy These English Jokes.

Fred Was Definitely More Than A Bit Dumb

Fred Was Definitely More Than A Bit Dumb; When His Pal Asked Him How He Had Enjoyed His Day At The Zoo, He Replied, "It Was A Total Con! I Saw A Sign That Said To The Monkeys, So I Followed It And Saw The Monkeys. Then I Saw Another Sign That Said To The Bears, So I Followed That And Saw The Bears. But When I Followed A Sign That Said To The Exit, I Found Myself Out On The Street. "

Fred: Did I Ever Tell You About The Time

Fred: Did I Ever Tell You About The Time I Came Face To Face With A Very Fierce Gorilla? Bert: No, What Happened? Fred: Well, I Stood There, Without A Gun. . . The Gorilla Looked At Me And Snarled And Roared And Beat His Chest. Then It Came Closer And Closer. . . Bert: What Did You Do? Fred: Oh, Id Had Enough, So I Moved On To The Next Cage.

Freds Class Was Taken To The Natural His

Freds Class Was Taken To The Natural History Museum In New York. "Did You Enjoy Yourself? " Asked Her Mother When She Got Home. "Oh, Yes, " Replied Fred. "But It Was Funny Going To A Dead Zoo. "

Hey, Pop, Pleaded Angelo, "Can I Go To

Hey, Pop, Pleaded Angelo, "Can I Go To The Zoo To See The Monkeys? " "Whats The Matter With You? " Asked His Father. "Why Would You Wanna Go See The Monkeys When Your Aunt Maud Is Here? "

I Took My Son To The Zoo Yesterday. Real

I Took My Son To The Zoo Yesterday. Really, Did They Accept Him?

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