Idiot And Fool Jokes

Zack And Tybe, Two Alabama Farm Boys, Bo

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Zack And Tybe, Two Alabama Farm Boys, Bought Themselves A Truckload Of Watermelons For A Buck Apiece. They Sold Each One For A Dollar. After Counting Up Their Cash, They Realized Theyd Wound Up With The Same Amount Of Money Theyd Started Out With. "See!" Said Tybe. "Ah Told Yew We Shoulda Got A Bigger Truck!"

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Wyatt, Milford And Calhoun Were Standing

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Wyatt, Milford And Calhoun Were Standing One On Top Of The Other Trying To Measure A Flag Pole. A Man Passing By Yelled Up To Them, "Why Dont You Guys Just Take Down The Pole, Lay It Down On The Ground And Measure It? " "We Dont Wanna Measure The Length, Mister!" Wyatt Sneered. "We Wanna Measure The Height!"

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