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The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a

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The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a
loan, how many pounds would you still have?".
"Twenty" came the reply.
"How so?" enquired the teacher.
"Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't mean I am going to".

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Rema ki shadi Kay baad us ki shaheli nay us say poochaTum nay is boohrey docto

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Rema ki shadi Kay baad us ki shaheli nay us say poocha
Tum nay is boohrey doctor sey kya takah kar shadi ki
Doo batain rema nay jawab Diya
Woo Kia
Rema nay kaha,phela income,or doosrey din kum

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An artist asked the gallery owner if the

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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display.

"Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The gentleman was your doctor."

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Ek bus driver ki bus harab ho jati hai.Woh emergency ke lya phone karta hai toh

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Ek bus driver ki bus harab ho jati hai.Woh emergency ke lya phone karta hai toh ek gora phone uthata hai.Gora kehta hai whats the matter.Bus driver ko english nahi ati.Woh kehta he my bus is phussing na hilling na julling bus phus phus karing

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EK larka aur uski puri family car mein ja rahi thi...Tabhi Police ne car ko rok

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EK larka aur uski puri family car mein ja rahi thi...
Tabhi Police ne car ko roka aur bola: Ye safety
week hai. Aap seat belt pahenkar car chala rahe ho
isliye aapko Rs 2500 ka inaam diya jaata hai. Aap is inaam ka kya karoge?
Larka: Main isse apna drivinglicense banwaoonga.
Tabhi uski maa boli: Iski baat ka yakeen mat karo
sharab peekar kuch bhi bolta hai.
Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekhke
bole: Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car mein hum ziyada
door nahin ja payenge..!!! :D:P ;)

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ik haklay lohaar ne lohaa garaam kartay hee apnay haklay shaagird se kahaa lo.

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ik haklay lohaar ne lohaa garaam kartay hee apnay haklay shaagird se kahaa
lo..lo..lohaa ga..ga..garam he..hay ha..ha..hathoraa ma.. ma..maar
Shagird ne ustaad se poochaa
ustaad ka..ka..kahaan..ma..ma..maaroon
ustaad ne kahaa
re..re..rehhnay day..tha..tha..thandaa ho..ga..gayaa..

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(ہستے رہو)ایک گنجا دوسر لنگڑا اور تیسر

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(ہستے رہو)
ایک گنجا دوسر لنگڑا اور تیسرا اندھا تینوں راستے پر بیٹھے تھے نزدیک سے بس گزری تو گنجے نے کہا او یار اس نے میرے بال خراب کر دیے لنگڑے نے کہا چلو اس کے پیچھے بھاگو اندھے نے کہا رکو مینے اس کے نمبر نوٹ کر لیے

(ہستے رہو)
ایک گنجا دوسر لنگڑا اور تیسرا اندھا تینوں راستے پر بیٹھے تھے نزدیک سے بس گزری تو گنجے نے کہا او یار اس نے میرے بال خراب کر دیے لنگڑے نے کہا چلو اس کے پیچھے بھاگو اندھے نے کہا رکو مینے اس کے نمبر نوٹ کر لیے

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Aik daafa meray uncle ny apnay batejay say kaha jawo ghar say naya ahbaar lay aw

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Aik daafa meray uncle ny apnay batejay say kaha jawo ghar say naya ahbaar lay awoo

Bateja Ahbaar lay aya or uncle ko diya uncle nie dieka tu oo porana Ahbaar ta uncle ny kaha jawoo naya Ahbaar lay awoo

Bateja pir gaya or aik orr Ahbaar lay aya ab uncle ny dieka tu kaha arey tum pir poorana Ahbaar lay ayee hoo jawoo naya Ahbaar lay awoo

Batejaa Agar new nahi milaa tu esi koo doo looo

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