Lawyer Jokes

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Youre Trapped In A Room With A Tiger, A

Youre Trapped In A Room With A Tiger, A Rattlesnake And A Lawyer. You Have A Gun With Two Bullets. What Should You Do? You Shoot The Lawyer. Twice.

Why Is It Dangerous For A Lawyer To Walk

Why Is It Dangerous For A Lawyer To Walk Onto A Construction Site When Plumbers Are Working? Because They Might Connect The Drain Line To The Wrong Suer.

Why Is It That If You Give A Child An En

Why Is It That If You Give A Child An Encyclopedia, "Lawyer" Is Always The Third Thing They Look Up? Because The First Thing A Child Looks Up Is "Dog. " The Second Is "Snake. " And Under Snake, The Encyclopedia Says "See Lawyer. "

Why Is It That New Jersey Got All The To

Why Is It That New Jersey Got All The Toxic Waste Dumps And California Got All The Lawyers? New Jersey Had First Choice.

You Seem To Have More Than The Average S

You Seem To Have More Than The Average Share Of Intelligence For A Man Ofyour Background, Sneered The Lawyer At A Witness On The Stand. "If I Wasnt Under Oath, Id Return The Compliment, " Replied The Witness.

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