Marriage Jokes

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Young Actor: Dad, Guess What? Ive Just G

Young Actor: Dad, Guess What? Ive Just Got My First Part In A Play. I Play The Part Of A Man Whos Been Married For 30 Years. Father: Well, Keep At It, Son. Maybe One Day Youll Get A Speaking Part.

Young Couple Were On Their Honeymoon. Th

Young Couple Were On Their Honeymoon. The Husband Was Sitting In The Bathroom On The Edge Of The Bathtub Saying To Himself, "Now How Can I Tell My Wife That Ive Got Really Smelly Feet And That My Socks Absolutely Stink? Ive Managed To Keep It From Her While We Were Dating, But Shes Bound To Find Out Sooner Or Later That My Feet Stink. Now How Do I Tell Her?

Will The Father Be Present During The Bi

Will The Father Be Present During The Birth? Asked The Obstetrician. "Nah, " Replied The Mother-To-Be, "He And My Husband Dont Get Along. "

You And Your Husband Dont Seem To Have A

You And Your Husband Dont Seem To Have An Awful Lot Incommon, Said The New Tenants Neighbor. "Why On Earthdid You Get Married? ""I Suppose It Was The Old Business Of Opposites Attract, "Was The Reply. "He Wasnt Pregnant And I Was. "

You Know The Honeymoon Is Pretty Much Ov

You Know The Honeymoon Is Pretty Much Over When You Start To Go Out With The Boys On Wednesday Nites, And So Does She.

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