Monster Jokes

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Why Was The Monster Standing On His Head

Why Was The Monster Standing On His Head? He Was Turning Things Over In His Mind.

Why Did The Monster Take A Dead Man For

Why Did The Monster Take A Dead Man For A Drive In His Car? Because He Was A Car-Case.

Why Did The Monster Take His Nose Apart?

Why Did The Monster Take His Nose Apart? To See What Made It Run.

Why Is Stupid Monster Like A Jack-O-Lant

Why Is Stupid Monster Like A Jack-O-Lantern? They Both Have Empty Heads.

Why Is The Monsters Football Pitch Wet?

Why Is The Monsters Football Pitch Wet? Because The Players Keep Dribbling On It.

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