Music Jokes

When A Young Hotshot Conductor Was Makin

When A Young Hotshot Conductor Was Making His Debut At The Met, He Showed The Jaded And Skeptical Orchestra How Well He Knew The Music By Singing All Parts Of The Lucia Sextet During Rehearsal. Afterwards, One Musician Was Overheard Whispering To The Other, Impressed, "Well, This Kid Really Knows His Stuff!"The Other Replied, "I Dont Think He Is So Hot. Did You Notice How Flat His High E Was At The End? "

Two Violinists Make A Pact That Whoever

Two Violinists Make A Pact That Whoever Dies First, He Will Contact The Other And Tell Him What Life In Heaven Is Like. Poor Max Has A Heart Attack And Dies. He Manages To Make Contact With Abe The Next Day. Abe Says, "I Cant Believe This Worked! So What Is It Like In Heaven? "Max Replies, "Well, Its Great, But Ive Got Good News, And Ive Got Bad News. The Good News Is That Theres A Fantastic Orchestra Up Here, And In Fact, Were Playing "Sheherezade, " Your Favorite Piece, Tomorrow Night!"Abe Says, "So Whats The Bad News? "Max Replies, "Well, Youre Booked To Play The Solo!"