Music Jokes

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Why Did The Music Student Have A Piano I

Why Did The Music Student Have A Piano In The Bathroom? Because He Was Practicing Handels Water Music.

Why Did The Boy Who Rode His Bike Over A

Why Did The Boy Who Rode His Bike Over A Barbed Wire Fence Miss His Music Lesson? Because Hed Already Done The Sharps And Flats.

When Is The Water In The Shower Room Mus

When Is The Water In The Shower Room Musical? When Its Piping Hot.

When A Young Hotshot Conductor Was Makin

When A Young Hotshot Conductor Was Making His Debut At The Met, He Showed The Jaded And Skeptical Orchestra How Well He Knew The Music By Singing All Parts Of The Lucia Sextet During Rehearsal. Afterwards, One Musician Was Overheard Whispering To The Other, Impressed, "Well, This Kid Really Knows His Stuff!"The Other Replied, "I Dont Think He Is So Hot.

Why Did They Arrest The Musician? He Got

Why Did They Arrest The Musician? He Got Into Treble.

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