Old Age Jokes

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You Have To Stay In Shape. My Grandmothe

You Have To Stay In Shape. My Grandmother Started Walking Five Miles A Day When She Was 60. Shes 97 Today And We Dont Know Where The Hell She Is.

Worried Because They Hadnt Heard Anythin

Worried Because They Hadnt Heard Anything For Days From The Widow In The Neighboring Apartment, Mrs. Silver Said To Her Son, "Timmy, Would You Go Next Door And See How Old Mrs. Kirkland Is? "A Few Minutes Later, Timmy Returned. "Well, " Asked Mrs. Silver, "Is She All Right? ""Shes Fine, Except That Shes Angrywith You. ""With Me? " The Woman Exclaimed. "Whatever For?

Worried Because They Hadnt Heard Anythin

Worried Because They Hadnt Heard Anything For Days From The Widow In The Neighboring Apartment, Mrs. Silver Said To Her Son, "Timmy, Would You Go Next Door And See How Old Mrs. Kirkland Is? "A Few Minutes Later, Timmy Returned. "Well, " Asked Mrs. Silver, "Is She All Right? ""Shes Fine, Except That Shes Angry At You. ""At Me? " The Woman Exclaimed. "Whatever For?

Why Is It Easy To Break In To An Old Man

Why Is It Easy To Break In To An Old Mans House? Because His Gait Is Broken, And His Locks Are Few.

When You Are Young, You Want To Be The M

When You Are Young, You Want To Be The Master Of Your Fate And The Captain Of Your Soul. When You Are Older, You Will Settle For Being The Master Of Your Weight And The Captain Of Your Bowling Team.

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