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Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor And The B

Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor And The Business Failed Because It Was Self-Service
سردار جی نے مساج سنٹر کھولا ۔ ذرا بھی نہیں چلا
کیوں بھلا
سردار جی نے لکھا تھا سیلف سروس

Hitler Says, "There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary"Sardar Says:

Hitler Says,
"There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary"
Sardar Says:Ab Bolne Se Kiya Fayidah?
"Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na"

In Biology Practical:Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Leg

In Biology Practical:
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only?
Sardar: I Don'T Know.
Examiner: You are Failed, What'S Your Name?
Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya .1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aay

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya .
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge!

Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?

1st Sardar: Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye?2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intiz

1st Sardar: Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intizar Karne Se Achha Hai Ki Banda Soo Hi Jaye

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