Police Jokes

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Woman: Officer You Must Help. Ive Just L

Woman: Officer You Must Help. Ive Just Lost My Wig. Police Officer: Certainly, Maam, Well Comb The Area.

Why Do Iraqi Police Officers Walk In Thr

Why Do Iraqi Police Officers Walk In Threes? The First Knows How To Read, The Second Knows How To Write And The Third Is To Keep An Eye On The Two Intellectuals.

While The Pope Was Visiting The Usa, He

While The Pope Was Visiting The Usa, He Told The Driver Of His Limo That He Has The Sudden Urge To Drive. The Driver Was A Good Catholic Man, And Would Not Ever Dream Of Questioning The Popes Authority. So The Pope Sat At The Wheel, While His Driver Got In The Back. They Were Traveling Down The Road Doing Between 70 And 80 Mph, When A Policeman Happened To See Them.

While Driving Down The Road The Motorist

While Driving Down The Road The Motorist Saw A Roadside Stand Which Had A Fortune Teller Sitting Under An Umbrella. She Was Just Sitting There Smiling And Laughing. The Motorist Passed On By And Went A Couple Of Miles On Down The Road. All Of A Sudden He Spun His Car Around And Sped Back Toward The Fortune Teller. As He Got Closer To The Still Laughing Fortune Teller He Began To Slow Down.

When Mike Got Arrested, They Told Him, "

When Mike Got Arrested, They Told Him, "Anything You Say Will Be Held Against You. "Mike Said, "Claudia Schiffers Breasts. "

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