Police Jokes

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What Did The Police Officer Say To His S

What Did The Police Officer Say To His Stomach? Ive Got You Under A Vest.

Two Robbers Were Robbing A Hotel. The Fi

Two Robbers Were Robbing A Hotel. The First One Said, "I Hear Sirens. Jump!"The Second One Said, "But Were On The 13th Floor!"The First One Screamed Back, "This Is No Time To Be Superstitious. "

Two Guys Were Walking Along A Road In Ge

Two Guys Were Walking Along A Road In Georgia When They Were Struck By A Police Car Driven By A Drunken Cop. One Guy Was Thrown Through The Windshield And His Buddy Was Knocked Down An Embankment. The First Guy Was Charged With Breaking And Entering And The Second With Leaving The Scene Of An Accident.

Two Rangers Stopped A Guy For Speeding O

Two Rangers Stopped A Guy For Speeding On The State Highway In Waxahachie, Texas. As They Were Writing Up The Ticket, One Ranger Turned To The Other And Said, "How Do You Spell Waxahachie? "The Other One Replied, "I Dont Know. "So The First One Said, "Well What Are We Gong To Do? If We Spell It Wrong It Will Get Dismissed.

Two Rednecks, Bubba And Earl, Were Drivi

Two Rednecks, Bubba And Earl, Were Driving Down The Road Drinking A Couple Of Bottles Of Bud. The Passenger, Bubba, Said "Lookey Thar Up Ahead, Earl, Its A Police Roadblock!! Were Gonna Get Busted Fer Drinkin These Here Beers!!""Dont Worry, Bubba, " Earl Said.

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