Police Jokes

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What Did The Police Officer Say To His S

What Did The Police Officer Say To His Stomach? Ive Got You Under A Vest.

Two Robbers Were Robbing A Hotel. The Fi

Two Robbers Were Robbing A Hotel. The First One Said, "I Hear Sirens. Jump!"The Second One Said, "But Were On The 13th Floor!"The First One Screamed Back, "This Is No Time To Be Superstitious. "

There Was An Inebriated Driver Who Was P

There Was An Inebriated Driver Who Was Pulled Up By The Police. When The Cop Opened The Door, The Driver Fell Out. "Youre Drunk!" Exclaimed The Police Officer. "Thank God For That!" Said The Drunk, "I Thought The Steering Had Gone. "

This Guy Walked Into A Little Corner Sto

This Guy Walked Into A Little Corner Store With A Shot Gun And Demanded All The Cash From The Cash Drawer. After The Cashier Put The Cash In A Bag, The Robber Saw A Bottle Of Scotch That He Wanted Behind The Counter On The Shelf. He Told The Cashier To Put It In The Bag As Well, But The Cashier Refused And Said "Because I Dont Believe You Are Over 21.

This Hillbilly Is Traveling Across Texas

This Hillbilly Is Traveling Across Texas When A State Policeman Pulls Him Over. "You Got Any I. D. ? " The Patrolman Asked. ""Bout What? " The Hillbilly Replied.

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