Police Jokes

This Hillbilly Is Traveling Across Texas

This Hillbilly Is Traveling Across Texas When A State Policeman Pulls Him Over. "You Got Any I. D. ? " The Patrolman Asked. ""Bout What? " The Hillbilly Replied.

Traffic Was Backed Up For Miles, The Pol

Traffic Was Backed Up For Miles, The Police Were Going Car To Car. When They Got To My Car I Asked The Officer What Was Going On. He Said "Its Al Gore. Hes Up There Threatening To Set Himself On Fire! We Are Going Car To Car Collecting Donations. ""Donations!" I Said, "How Much You Got So Far? "He Said "About Ten Gallons. "

Two Alabama State Troopers Were Chasing

Two Alabama State Troopers Were Chasing A Camaro East On I-20 Toward Georgia. When The Suspect Crossed The Georgia Line, The First Trooper Pulled Over Quickly. The Rookie Trooper Pulled In Behind Him And Said, "Hey, Sarge, Why Did You Stop? "The Sarge Replied, "Hes In Georgia Now. Theyre An Hour Ahead Of Us, So Well Never Catch Him. "

Two Guys Were Walking Along A Road In Ge

Two Guys Were Walking Along A Road In Georgia When They Were Struck By A Police Car Driven By A Drunken Cop. One Guy Was Thrown Through The Windshield And His Buddy Was Knocked Down An Embankment. The First Guy Was Charged With Breaking And Entering And The Second With Leaving The Scene Of An Accident.

Two Rangers Stopped A Guy For Speeding O

Two Rangers Stopped A Guy For Speeding On The State Highway In Waxahachie, Texas. As They Were Writing Up The Ticket, One Ranger Turned To The Other And Said, "How Do You Spell Waxahachie? "The Other One Replied, "I Dont Know. "So The First One Said, "Well What Are We Gong To Do? If We Spell It Wrong It Will Get Dismissed.

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