Police Jokes

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Two Rangers Stopped A Guy For Speeding O

Two Rangers Stopped A Guy For Speeding On The State Highway In Waxahachie, Texas. As They Were Writing Up The Ticket, One Ranger Turned To The Other And Said, "How Do You Spell Waxahachie? "The Other One Replied, "I Dont Know. "So The First One Said, "Well What Are We Gong To Do? If We Spell It Wrong It Will Get Dismissed.

Two Rednecks, Bubba And Earl, Were Drivi

Two Rednecks, Bubba And Earl, Were Driving Down The Road Drinking A Couple Of Bottles Of Bud. The Passenger, Bubba, Said "Lookey Thar Up Ahead, Earl, Its A Police Roadblock!! Were Gonna Get Busted Fer Drinkin These Here Beers!!""Dont Worry, Bubba, " Earl Said.

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The Towns Veterinarian. One Night The Phone Rang, And His Wife Answered. An Agitated Voice Inquired, "Is Your Husband There? " "Do You Require His Services As A Sheriff Or As A Vet? " The Wife Asked. "Both!" Was The Reply. "We Cant Get Our Dogs Mouth Open, And Theres A Burglar In It. "

There Was An Inebriated Driver Who Was P

There Was An Inebriated Driver Who Was Pulled Up By The Police. When The Cop Opened The Door, The Driver Fell Out. "Youre Drunk!" Exclaimed The Police Officer. "Thank God For That!" Said The Drunk, "I Thought The Steering Had Gone. "

This Guy Walked Into A Little Corner Sto

This Guy Walked Into A Little Corner Store With A Shot Gun And Demanded All The Cash From The Cash Drawer. After The Cashier Put The Cash In A Bag, The Robber Saw A Bottle Of Scotch That He Wanted Behind The Counter On The Shelf. He Told The Cashier To Put It In The Bag As Well, But The Cashier Refused And Said "Because I Dont Believe You Are Over 21.

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