Police Jokes

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Q: What Problems Would You Face If You W

Q: What Problems Would You Face If You Were Arrested For Drunk Driving? A: Id Probably Lose My Buzz A Lot Faster.

Q: Why Would It Be Difficult To Be A Pol

Q: Why Would It Be Difficult To Be A Police Officer? A: It Would Be Tough To Be An Idiot All Day Long.

Recently, A Distraught Wife Went To The

Recently, A Distraught Wife Went To The Local Police Station, Along With Her Next-Door Neighbor, To Report That Her Husband Was Missing. The Policeman Asked For A Description Of The Missing Man. The Wife Said, "He Is 35 Years Old, 6-Foot 4-Inches, Has Dark Eyes, Dark Wavy Hair, An Athletic Build, Weighs 185 Pounds, Is Soft-Spoken, And Is Good To The Children.

Returning Home From Work, A Blonde Was S

Returning Home From Work, A Blonde Was Shocked To Find Her House Ransacked And Burglarized. She Telephoned The Police At Once And Reported The Crime. The Police Dispatcher Broadcast The Call And A K-9 Unit Patrolling Nearby Was The First To Respond.

Police Chief: As A Recruit, Youll Be Fac

Police Chief: As A Recruit, Youll Be Faced With Some Difficult Issues. What Would You Do If You Had To Arrest Your Mother? New Recruit: Call For Backup!

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