Political Jokes

When That Fool Reagan Said That The Sovi

When That Fool Reagan Said That The Soviet Union Was A Failedexperiment Headed For The Ash Heap Of History, I Knew He Was Ademagogue. When That Fool Reagan Said That The Soviet Union Was An Evilempire, I Knew He Was A Dangerous Kook. When That Fool Reagan Said That We Could End The Cold War Byescalating The Arms Race, I Knew The Odds Favored Nuclearannihilation. When The Soviet Union Went Broke, Dissolved, And Repudiatedits Past, I Knew It Was All Gorbachevs Genius, And That Fool Reaganhad Nothing To Do With It. Because If That Fool Reagan Was Right All Along. . . . . . What Kind Of Fool Am I?

Two Opposing County Chairman Were Sharin

Two Opposing County Chairman Were Sharing A Rare Moment Together. The Democratic Chairman Said, "I Never Pass Up A Chance To Promote The Party. For Example, Whenever I Take A Cab, I Give The Driver A Sizable Tip And Say, Vote Democratic. " His Opponent Said, "I Have A Better Scheme, And It Doesnt Cost Me A Nickel. I Dont Give Any Tip At All. And When I Leave, I Also Say, Vote Democratic. "