Sarah Was Reading A Newspaper, While Her

Sarah Was Reading A Newspaper, While Her Husband Was Engrossed In A Magazine. Suddenly, She Burst Out Laughing. "Listen To This, " She Said. "Theres A Classified Ad Here Where Aguy Is Offering To Swap His Wife For A Season Ticket To The Stadium. " "Hmmm, " Her Husband Said, Not Looking Up From His Magazine. Teasing Him, Sarah Said, "Would You Swap Me For A Season Ticket? " "Absolutely Not, " He Said. "How Sweet, " Sarah Said. "Tell Me Why Not. " "Seasons More Than Half Over, " He Said.