Sardar Jokes In Urdu

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Sardar, a word of Indo-Iranian origin also spelled as Sirdar or Serdar, is a title of nobility (sir-, sar/sair- means "head or authority" and -dār means "holder" in Sanskrit and Avestan respectively) that was originally used to denote princes, noblemen, and other aristocrats. It has also been used to denote a chief or leader of a tribe or group. It is used synonymously with the title Amir. But In Urdu Jokes This Is Used For Sikh Community. In Reality Sikhs Are Very Intelligent, Decent, Hardworking And Committed. No One Knows How And When They Were Depicted As Dumb In Jokes. But It Is Very Common Now. So Don't Take These Jokes As Reality. Anyone Can Do These Actions...

Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor And The B

Sardar Opened A Massage Parlor And The Business Failed Because It Was Self-Service
سردار جی نے مساج سنٹر کھولا ۔ ذرا بھی نہیں چلا
کیوں بھلا
سردار جی نے لکھا تھا سیلف سروس

Hitler Says, "There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary"Sardar Says:

Hitler Says,
"There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary"
Sardar Says:Ab Bolne Se Kiya Fayidah?
"Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na"

In Biology Practical:Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Leg

In Biology Practical:
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only?
Sardar: I Don'T Know.
Examiner: You are Failed, What'S Your Name?
Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya .1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aay

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya .
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge!

Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?

1st Sardar: Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye?2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intiz

1st Sardar: Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intizar Karne Se Achha Hai Ki Banda Soo Hi Jaye

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