Spelling Jokes

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The Teacher Announced That To Practice S

The Teacher Announced That To Practice Spelling, Each Member Of The Class Would Say What Their Fathers Did For A Living And Then Spell The Occupation. Mary Went First. "My Dad Is A Baker, B-A-K-E-R, And If He Were Here, He Would Give Everyone A Cookie. " Next Came Tommy. "My Dad Is A Banker, B-A-N-K-E-R, And If He Were Here, Hed Give Each Of Us A Quarter. " Third Came Jimmy.

The Young Lad Had Applied For A Job, And

The Young Lad Had Applied For A Job, And Was Asked His Full Name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan, " He Replied. "How Do You Spell That? " Asked The Manager. "Er? Sir? Er? Cant You Just Put It Down Without Spelling It? "

Two Men Were Walking Home After A Hallow

Two Men Were Walking Home After A Halloween Party And Decided To Take A Shortcut Through The Cemetery Just For Laughs. Right In The Middle Of The Cemetery They Were Startled By A Tap-Tap-Tapping Noise Coming From The Misty Shadows. Trembling With Fear, They Found An Old Man With A Hammer And Chisel, Chipping Away At One Of The Headstones.

What Insect Can Be Spelled With Just One

What Insect Can Be Spelled With Just One Letter? Bee.

What Question Must Always Be Answered, "

What Question Must Always Be Answered, "Yes"? "What Does Y-E-S Spell? "

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