Spelling Jokes

Two Men Were Walking Home After A Hallow

Two Men Were Walking Home After A Halloween Party And Decided To Take A Shortcut Through The Cemetery Just For Laughs. Right In The Middle Of The Cemetery They Were Startled By A Tap-Tap-Tapping Noise Coming From The Misty Shadows. Trembling With Fear, They Found An Old Man With A Hammer And Chisel, Chipping Away At One Of The Headstones. "Holy Cow, Mister, " One Of Them Said After Catching His Breath, "You Scared Us Half To Death -- We Thought You Were A Ghost! What Are You Doing Working Here So Late At Night? " "Those Fools!" The Old Man Grumbled. "They Misspelled My Name!"

The Teacher Announced That To Practice S

The Teacher Announced That To Practice Spelling, Each Member Of The Class Would Say What Their Fathers Did For A Living And Then Spell The Occupation. Mary Went First. "My Dad Is A Baker, B-A-K-E-R, And If He Were Here, He Would Give Everyone A Cookie. " Next Came Tommy. "My Dad Is A Banker, B-A-N-K-E-R, And If He Were Here, Hed Give Each Of Us A Quarter. " Third Came Jimmy. "My Dad Is An Electrician. But After Struggling Through A Number Of Attempts To Spell The Word, The Teacher Asked Him To Sit And Think About It For A Moment While She Called On Someone Else. She Then Turned To Johnny. "My Dads A Bookie, B-O-O-K-I-E, " Johnny Said. "And If He Were Here, Hed Lay You 8 To 5 That Jimmy Aint Never Gonnaspell Electrician. "