There Were Three Guys In A Bar. Two Are

There Were Three Guys In A Bar. Two Are Talking About The Amount Of Control They Have Over Their Wives. The Third Remains Silent. After A While, One Of The First Two Turned To The Third And Sez "Well. . . What About You, What Sort Of Control Do You Have Over Your Wife? " "Well, On Our Honeymoon, I Made Damn Sure My Wife Came To Me On Her Hands And Knees. " He Bragged And Took Another Sip Of Beer. His Friends Were Amazed! "What Happened Then? " They Asked, Almost Inunison. "Well, Then She Said, Get The Hell Out From Under That Bed And Fight Like A Man! " He Admitted.