Zoo Jokes

Two Young Nuns Having Just Been Ordained

Two Young Nuns Having Just Been Ordained Were On A Holiday In New York City And Were Standing In Front Of The Gorilla Cage At The Bronx Zoo. The Gorilla Took One Look At This Beautiful Young Nun, Bent The Bars, Lept To The Ground And Kissed Her. Then He Went Back Into His Cage, Straightened The Bars And Resumed Thumping On His Massive Chest. The Nouns Met Again A Week Later And One Of The Nouns Asked Her Friend, "I Have One Question. Did He Sent Flowers Afterwards. . . ? "

There Was This Truck Driver Who Had To D

There Was This Truck Driver Who Had To Deliver 500 Penguins To The State Zoo. As He Was Driving His Truck Through The Desert, His Truck Breaks Down. After About 3 Hours, He Waves Another Truck Down And Offers The Driver $500 To Take These Penguins To The State Zoo For Him. The Next Day The Original Truck Driver Arrives In Town And Sees The New Truck Driver Crossing The Road With 500 Penguins Walking In Single File Behind Him. The Original Truck Driver Jumps Out Of His Truck And Asks, "Whats Going On? I Gave You $500 To Take These Penguins To The Zoo!"The New Truck Driver Responds, "I Did Take Them To The Zoo. And I Had Enough Money Left Over So Now Were Going To See A Movie. "