مالکن (نوکرانی سے) ”تم دن بدن کام چور ہوتی جا رہی ہو۔ میرا خیال ہے کہ میں دوسری

مالکن (نوکرانی سے) ”تم دن بدن کام چور ہوتی جا رہی ہو۔ میرا خیال ہے کہ میں دوسری ملازمہ رکھ لوں۔“ا نوکرانی بولی: ”خدا آپ کو خوش رکھے۔ ویسے کام بھی دو ملازموں کا ہے۔“

An Employee Of Usair With The Last Name

An Employee Of Usair With The Last Name Of Gay Boarded A Usair Flight With A Free Travel Voucher. Soon After He Sat Down, Someone Else Came And Claimed He Had The Same Seat Assignment, So Mr. Gay Moved Down Do An Empty Seat. Soon After That The Airplane Began To Fill Up. The Rule With The Usair Employee Vouchers Is That If A Paying Customer Needs Your Seat, You Have To Surrender It. So When The Flight Became Completely Full And Still More Needed To Get On, A Flight Attendant Went To The Original Seat Of Mr. Gay And Said The Man Now Sitting There, "Excuse Me, Are You Gay? The Man, Somewhat Stunned, Said, "Well, Yes, As A Matter Of Fact I Am! The Flight Attendant Said, "Im Sorry, But Youll Have To Get Off The Plane. At This Point Mr. Gay, Who Had Been Watching All Of This, Jumped Up And Said, "Excuse Me, Youve Made A Mistake--Im Gay! Finally, Another M An Jumped Up And Said, "Well, Hell, Im Gay Too! They Cant Throw Us All Off!

After Wedding A Young Couple Rented A To

After Wedding A Young Couple Rented A Town House In A Large Complex. Concerned About A Leak In An Upstairs Bathroom, Young Woman Called The Manager Several Times, But Nothing Happened. Finally Her Husband Reached The Manager And, Noting The Seriousness Of The Problem, Said, " My Wife Is Afraid The Bathtub Will Fall Through The Kitchen. " "Oh, No, " The Manager Quickly Replied. "The Bathtub Falls Through The Living Room. "